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Available Digital · physical unverified

Released
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Studio
The Seppuku Commission
Platforms
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My Ransomware Can’t Be This Cute?!

The Seppuku Commission 1 platform

Board video game Simulation video game Strategy video game Fantasy

Your computer's been hijacked! And now she wants to play a little card-flipping game with you... Read the clues and narrow it down, or just trust your gut and go for broke. Collect cards, level up, and chain together some insane combos. One more flip for the big score? Or cash out while you're safe?

Track the collection you actually own — yourself, or with your AI assistant.

Free, no card, and your collection stays yours to export.

Free, no card, yours to export.

Released
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Also known as
我家勒索軟件不可能這麼可愛?! 我家勒索软件不可能这么可爱?!
Versions
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Standalone expansions
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Languages
9 languages
  • English interface
  • French interface
  • German interface
  • Italian interface
  • Japanese interface
  • Korean interface
  • Simplified Chinese interface
  • Spanish interface
  • Traditional Chinese interface

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