I Eat Paintings When Guards Aren't Looking

Apr 8, 2026 Frog & Dove Games 2 platforms

Adventure video game Indie Point-and-click adventure Puzzle video game Comedy Historical

Find hidden objects in famous paintings… then eat them. Decode bizarre cravings, rip chunks out of Renaissance masterpieces, and snack your way through art history like the absolute menace you are.

Track the collection you actually own — yourself, or with your AI assistant.

Free, no card, and your collection stays yours to export.

Free, no card, yours to export.

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Released

April 8, 2026Worldwide

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Languages

1 language English fully voiced

English audio · subtitles · interface

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